January 2010
As expected, I was taxed to fuck this month. Roll...
A bowl of soup with two slices of wholemeal bread
A ham sandwich on wholemeal bread
Two apples
A bowl of Cornflakes with skimmed milk
And a big ass bottle of water
Man, I’ve got this healthy crap NAILED :D
Last night, I dreamt that Steven Tyler accused me of stealing a jacket. Rather than simply open my bag and show him I hadn’t stolen a damn thing, I went on the run. The Tyler and the rest of Aerosmith (which for some reason included a ridiculously attractive young Bruce Springsteen) gave chase. If you’re thinking I was involved in some high octane, adrenalin fuelled madness, with car...
the-boy-who-blocked-his-own-shot:
Alexisonfire -...
See this, right here, is the exact nonsense I’m complaining about. I wanted a trashy night at Cabaret Voltaire. Pints of cider, sweaty dancing in a crammed night club, shots of sambucca, throwing up, beats of rage. No heels, no pretty dresses, no effort. I’m not entirely sure at which point the plan for the entire evening turned itself on its head and became a George Street orientated,...
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Right clothes. Wrong company. I'm staying in.
Totally thinking Cabaret Voltaire tonight. Right...
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Honest to God, I'll break your heart.
TODAY.
University - watching Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. RESULT. Ring work - find out hours. Tesco - get healthy food in. Kitchen - clear out unhealthy food. Buh-bye. Tidy room. Wash work clothes. Clean bathroom. Get up to date on screening journal. Print out missed readings for this week and read them. Curl up in bed - Hot chocolate and a copy of Mrs Dalloway. SORTED.
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A two hour flight, a twelve hour flight and a nine...
“Are you crying over a robot?”
“No. I’m crying over Optimus Prime. Dickhead.”
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"Is that the Mummy? Is that Brendan Fraser? IS...
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If you fuck up The Last Airbender, Shyamalan, I...
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Doritos are a pisspoor substitute for poppadoms.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, GI Joe,...
So here’s the plan. No more alcohol (with the exception of Pub Mondays), lots more exercise and some damned healthy food. I’ve got a little over two months before I head off to Australia again over Easter, so let’s make sure we’re well on our way to looking fabulous.
One more chicken pakora takeaway tonight while watching Ace Ventura and then that’s your lot, Jodie,...
Well, so much for that resolution. According to...
Who fancies a trip to Berlin? Might be the kick up the backside I need to stop being such a damned whore after a few beverages.
I've had quite enough of making an effort with...
I can dress myself up however I choose but the fact remains that I say the wrong things, I make bad jokes and I wear too much eyeliner. I’m a bit of a dickhead, with a foul mouth and big hair. And I actually wouldn’t have it any other way. We don’t do each other any favours, so let’s stop pretending that we’re in any way capable of doing so. I’ll stay out of the...
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He drank my cider? This strange boy that appeared...
Well, so much for a cheeky toast to my exam success. Suppose I’ll have to get dressed and go buy something stronger.
In other news, I passed all my modules for last...
Lord knows, I’m happy here, but my good giddy aunt, I don’t half miss the old days. I miss being able to ring up Hayley at half ten on a Friday night and know she’ll come meet me at Warehouse twenty minutes later for an impromptu night out. I miss bus rides to Lancaster to sit in Siobhan’s room and eat sausage rolls and dance to Coffees For Closers. I miss the gigs.
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“…but full of sea-dreams and the most charming anticipations of strange islands...”
– excerpt from Treasure Island, by Robert Louis Stevenson (via swashbuckling)
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There's a chance that we might fall apart before...
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“It was a pub in Advocate’s Close where Robert Louis Stevenson and friends like Bob Stevenson and Charles Baxter created the LJR League (Liberty, Justice, Reverence). The club’s tenet was “disregard everything our parents taught us”.”
From.
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Well, you may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.
I GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS!
Dorian Gray now
jaysonleigh:
They better not have fucking ruined it.
The recent movie? Just don’t expect it to stick too closely to the plot. I really enjoyed it, but that’s because I convinced myself they were two entirely separate entities.
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Jodie + Harrison + pineapple juice = three hours...
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